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Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Pokemon Black - Day 28 (Ok, where the hell is Jareth?)

Argh, one-way paths. They're always a good time.
I already hate this damn room. For those of you that don't want to look it up, the correct way to get to the item in this room is down, middle path, up, up and over to the Pokeball. What's the item? No clue, so that means I already had one. Anyway, when you want to get across, take the bottom of the three ramps to the left side of the room and head up the stairs... Yes, I know this room isn't complicated, but I still hate these ramp rooms. Too many memories from Pokemon Silver for the original game boy.

Anyway, head up the stairs and out the door into the next room, which will lead you to...

Weird place to hold a con. And the cosplayers all look kind of samey this year.
A tremendous clusterfuck. Oh boy! Well, I wanted to fight some trainers so this isn't so bad, and besides that, I like money. The Plasma goons aren't that bad... you know, they probably wouldn't actually call them goons, since they're knights. I bet they'll end up being squires or something, which would be kind of cool. Anyway they're not too bad of a fight as I make my way through what looks like it would have one time been known as the M.C. Escher room, but they never got past building the first two dimensions. That's what happens when you build a dungeon on a budget. It's a fairly straight line so no pictures, and then I head up the stairs to...

Hey, this is actually kind of clever!
What the hell am I looking at here?

It's a circle! It's a maze! It's a top, apparently!

It's also pretty straight forward as well, and you just have to do a little bit of backtracking if you want to be able to get all of the items on this level. Up the stairs at the end and there's another tremor, as well as a very angry looking speech balloon, which is a bad sign. Remember kids, when you see an angry looking word balloon, it's a good sign that it's time to save.

'You can't leave yet! You haven't seen our skit!'See?

Just to keep you informed, Plasma fight one has two Pokemon in the thirties, fight two has one at level thirty-four, battle three has two at level thirty-three, and battle four has one at level thirty-four. I beat the piss out of them with a bird, and they all back off like the little bitches they are. I head up the stairs and...


Zekrom, the utterly badass Pokemon.Ok, whatever is going on here is awesome... I hope these pictures look as amazing as the video, because this is, as I have said, totally awesome.

If the Pokemon Green sprites are cheesy `60s kaiju suits, Zekrom is one of the spiffy modern ones.
So very, very aw...


Of course it's N. Pokemon-stealing bastard.
Oh you son of a bitch! Get away from that Pokemon, I want him! Wait, where are you going?! Come back here!

The little bastard stole that Legendary right out from under me! Or he had it all along, I don't know, and I don't care! I'm now officially sick of N and his BS, whoever he turns out to be! Anyway, he flies off with the most amazing Pokemon that I have ever seen, and leaves me with the Librarian and the ice ninja. They escort me back outside and talk for a while about fuck knows what, I don't care, I just had a Legendary stolen out from under me and I miss it. Guy who until recently I thought was the fire gym leader comes up to talk about something that's important, I'm sure.

I only recently thought about that, though. Since the first gym is either grass, fire or water, that means the last gym couldn't be fire, because then there could be two in the same game... That being said, I bet that this guy turns out to be a Dragon-type gym leader... Just a guess, though.

After a bit of talking everyone wanders off, leaving me alone with Blubbertush McThunderbutt, and I wander away from her as quickly as possible. A quick stop at the Pokemon center, and I've gathered my gear and I'm heading off to the next town!

Tomorrow. I hope you all enjoyed the post, sorry it was a short one. I'll make up for it tomorrow, hopefully!

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