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Friday, July 27, 2012

Frivolous Friday: 20 Better Subtitles for Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance (3DS)

 One of these days, Square Enix will fire whoever comes up with the titles to their games. Dissidia Duodecim? Please. And don't even get me started on the prounciation of Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days. So I've been having a lot of fun with the title to Dream Drop Distance. Or, would you prefer:

Kingdom Hearts: Desperate Doorstop Dependency
Kingdom Hearts: Drainage Ditch Dominoes
Kingdom Hearts: Devious Dice Divination
Kingdom Hearts: Deadly Daft Dik-diks
Kingdom Hearts: Dispassionate Dracula Demonstration
Kingdom Hearts: Dewey Decimal Dairy
Kingdom Hearts: Disheveled Dartboard Danish
Kingdom Hearts: Dumpling Difficulty Debacle
Kingdom Hearts: Delicate Debt Dispersal
Kingdom Hearts: Dehydrated Dentists Digging
Kingdom Hearts: Dextrose Daquiri Dishonor
Kingdom Hearts: Death Daunts Drummers
Kingdom Hearts: Dumb Dog Delineation
Kingdom Hearts: Dumbledore Done Died (Harry Potter Spoilers!)
Kingdom Hearts: Diecast Daffodil Doctor
Kingdom Hearts: Dad's Decorative Dress
Kingdom Hearts: Delightful Dwarf Delivery
Kingdom Hearts: Delay Deciding Diapers
Kingdom Hearts: Dainty Despot Debauchery
Kingdom Hearts: Different Development Decisions (Maybe if we're lucky they'll use that one next time.)

2 comments:

  1. Kingdom Hearts: Disney's Definitely Distressed.

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