Saturday, March 30, 2013
"Hi ExVee, have you met me? I'm the crazy bitch with the dynamite!"
"Steve Buscemi is Efficiency V, Silk Touch I, and Unbreaking III." "I didn't know he had it in him!"
Friday, March 29, 2013
The Gouf is pretty good, but I need to get something better. Isn't gonna be this week, though!
"I know I'm tired, but the idea that Elvis is too stupid to figure out how to put bananas on things is just wonderful." "'Southern' is actually a status condition."
"I hate EVERYTHING."
Thursday, March 28, 2013
It's true! I (Rob) have to remember all the birthdays for the household. In other words: I am a glorified RAM chip for my house.
"Ten years from now, I'll be able to show this to my children and say 'Look at this! I had NO idea what I was doing.'"
It turns out all of the Red Green Show is on YouTube! "If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."
Wednesday, March 27, 2013
"Just so we're aware, Silk Touch doesn't work on Spawners."
Tuesday, March 26, 2013
"Yes, we're running low on chunk errors."
Sorry I'm late! Grocery shopping had to occur.
Monday, March 25, 2013
"You went a little robot there for a minute." "Hey, she is the new Rob!" "I'll have to start being a lot nicer." "You'll die!" "Love you too, baby." "I love you too, mean lady."
"Summon Lalah! Tap for mana! I'm trying to figure out what mana it would be for... oh God, I actually remember something about Magic: The Gathering."
"Who the hell watches this shit!?" -AngeliqueDaemon on Honey Boo Boo "People who want to feel better about themselves." -Isstvan82
Sunday, March 24, 2013
I love that ballistic rifle. Gotta get the White Dingo version.