We don't always like being nonplussed

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Mother (Earthbound 0) Flailthrough - Day 8 (The Slot Machine Was the Hooker.)

And we return to the grind once again, and I welcome you all back with open arms, and dripping insanity. I can't make too much of a promise on the quality of this week's post, because to be entirely honest I've been sleeping about as well as a martian lumberjack all week. How well do they sleep? Not much at all, since they don't exist.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Torneko 35: Catching Up.

So, with my good gear all blown up, I pick my +3 Dragon Killer, Sanctuary and Escape Scrolls, and my bigass bundle of arrows. And A bigass bundle of arrows doesn't quite compensate for my loss of 5 attack and 16 defense, but it does make killing sleeping Magicians for XP pretty smooth.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Torneko 34: A Lesson is Learned, But...

No time to worry about my wife and her harem of fat, fat men. No time to worry about her and Lulu grooming my son to follow in my miserable footsteps. No, there's just one damn thing on my mind: the (Something) of Happiness.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Torneko 33: The (Something) of Happiness

I'm even with the floor again levelwise when I head down to Floor 17. Then I take one step onto a Pit Trap and I'm a level behind on Floor 18. Ah well.

And behold: Floor 27.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Torneko 32: Only you understand me, Mystery Dungeon.

You know? It's really not so bad down here anymore. Except for killing me, nobody WANTS anything from me. Nobody wants me to finance their financial empires and put my son in the hands of a carefully groomed, equally ruthless successor while they party with TWINS in a house built with my money. All my problems down here can be solved with swords, and that's a refreshing change.

Monday, January 10, 2011

Torneko 31: Lance Town, home of the famous Fat Guy Harem.

...Wait, I just recognized something on my wife's note. There's an item mentioned there: a (Something) of Happiness. I guess that's what I'm after now- if it brings happiness, I may damn well keep it at this point. My wife has taken pity on me and is now letting me have back four of MY items- items I have bled for -in addition to my Big Bread, This means I can now take all the essentials: Sword, Shield, Ring, Escape Scroll. We're good to go!

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Mother (earthbound 0) Flailthrough - Day 7 (Sorry about the lack of fish pictures.)

As you'll remember from yest... ok, a few hours ago, we had just found the Sea of Holes, and didn't know where to go. Well, I picked the best option of walking over them until one threw me somewhere. And here is that somewhere:

Maybe there's plexiglas, or something? Eh, hell with it.
Yes, the walls of the dungeon seem to be made out of clouds, and they have been cut into large blocks. I've given up on trying to make any sense out of this, since I'm pretty sure all that would happen is my brain would explode.

Mother (earthbound 0) Flailthrough - Day 6 (sorry about the lateness.)

How many? I count tree.
Well, this thing has just left me stumped! Seriously though, the monsters around here are odd to an amazing extreme, and that's what I've always loved about Earthbound/Mother. Aside from the few I showed you last week, we also have this guy.

What are you looking at, four eyes?
Who I'm fairly sure is just a collection of floating eyeballs. Neat.